Republicans, how far have you fallen? From the sublime (Honest Abe) to the ridiculous (Wayward Warren) to the absurd (Tricky Dick) to the insane (Dimwit Donald).
You have inflicted on us all this present plague of thieves and mountebanks and crazies, an earthly hell for which you voted yourselves a healthy bonus at tax time. (Deficit? What deficit?)
Thanatos, you can move the Doomsday Clock forward to a minute before midnight.
Everyone, put on a happy face.