KNOW YOUR REPUBLICAN CONGRESSPERSON
POP QUIZ #1
1. What American writer said: “Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.”
a. Gore Vidal
b. Ernest Hemingway
c. Mark Twain
d. All of the above
e. None of the above
2. What is North Carolina Republican Congressman Madison Cawthorn’s concealed weapon of choice when boarding a commercial aircraft?
a. An AR-15
b. A Staccato 9mm
c. A Smith & Wesson .38 Special
d. All of the above
e. None of the above
3. When Marjorie Taylor Greene, Republican Congresswoman from Georgia and a January 6 Insurrection co-conspirator, asked if President Trump could impose “Marshall law,” she was referring to:
a. Justice Thurgood Marshall banning unsupervised coitus in Supreme Court Chambers
b. George C. Marshall, father of the Marshall Plan that built a free Europe after WWII, doing the same in Ukraine
c. Marshal Matt Dillon who ran the bad guys out of Dodge
d. All of the above
e. None of the above
4. When Colorado Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert said “COVID-19 mutated into Communism a long time ago,” she:
a. Revealed a long-hidden truth that rocked the academic world
b. Put herself in serious contention for a Nobel Prize
c. Had some real bad shit in her bong
d. All of the above
e. None of the above
5. Republican Congressman Scott Perry of Pennsylvania claimed the 2020 election was stolen from Donald Trump in a conspiracy that involved:
a. Meddling by the ghost of Venezuela’s Hugo Chávez
b. The treachery and treason of former CIA Chief Gina Haspel
c. A switch of Trump votes to Biden in Italy by Obama
d. All of the above
e. None of the above
Answers on Friday.