KNOW YOUR REPUBLICAN CONGRESSPERSON
YOUR CORRECT ANSWERS TO POP QUIZ #2
1. A, True, Louie told the world that he was leaving his secure seat in the House to run for Texas Attorney General to save Texas, and that by doing so he would save the nation. Sorry to report though we are all lost, because he finished a dismal fourth in the state’s primary.
2. D, All of the above is the answer. Cawthorn will be missed by all fans of the theatre of the absurd and the NCFMH—North Carolina Friends of the Morally Handicapped.
3. B, As strange as it may seem, Marjorie meant to say “Gestapo,” which Nazi Heinrich Himmler headed—in addition to the SS which he created. (It’s a common error to confuse the two: both start with the letter “G” and end with the letter “O.”) Greene continues to study for a retake of her Eighth Grade Vocabulary Test.
4. C, Jesus clearly failed to read the Book of Leviticus 13:46, which says: “He shall remain unclean all the days during which he has the infection; he is unclean. He shall live alone; his dwelling shall be outside the camp.” Lauren must have dropped out of Bible School as well as high school. Yet she remains a model for us all, demonstrating that almost anyone can become a member of the House of Representatives.
5. A, Brooks said it to the crowd on January 6, 2021, just before the GOP mob of Trumpenproles stormed the Capitol Building. We don’t know how many asses were kicked, but we do know that at least five folks died. The Alabama congressman skipped the actual assault and has since broken ties with the former president. Mo is running for the open Senate seat in Alabama, where he placed a distant second in last Tuesday’s primary. Mo finished with 29% of the vote to Katie Britt’s 45%. Number of asses kicked? Still uncounted.