KNOW YOUR REPUBLICAN CONGRESSPERSON
1. According to Loony Louie Gohmert, GOP congressman from Texas, he gave up his safe House seat to run for Texas Attorney General because he wanted to
a. Sacrifice his future to save Texas so we can save the Union
b. Escape a subpoena from the January 6 Committee
c. Leave a legislative body where nothing ever gets done
d. All of the above
e. None of the above
2. North Carolina Republican Congressman Madison Cawthorn
a. Has been accused of insider trading
b. Has made an enemy of North Carolina Senator Thom Tillis
c. Was defeated in the state’s primary election
d. All of the above
e. None of the above
3. Republican Congresswoman from Georgia Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “gazpacho”
a. Is best when served hot
b. Refers to a favorite of Heinrich Himmler
c. Comes from a recipe “borrowed” from Julia Child
d. All of the above
e. None of the above
4. Colorado Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert said last month “Jesus did not comply with lockdowns.” Why didn’t he?
a. He was away fishing for rainbow trout in the Sea of Galilee
b. His divinity protected him from contracting any virus-borne disease
c. He hadn’t read the Book of Leviticus
d. All of the above
e. None of the above
5. Alabama Congressman Mo Brooks is best known for his immortal words
a. “Today is the day American Patriots start taking down names and kicking ass!”
b. “Death before dishonor!”
c. “The Crimson Tide will forever roll!”
d. All of the above
e. None of the above